Thursday, January 13, 2011

Single Black Beer seeks Thirsty Drinker

Damn, these things always seem so awkward and forced.  Oh well, here goes.

Hi there, my name is Big ED.  I'm strong, I'm black, I'm the life of the party, and I love chocolate..... I'm also a little older.  Don't let that scare you off though, with age comes maturity, and in this department I'm certainly not lacking.  I prefer the term experienced, but I'm still spicy with a wry sense of humor, but smooth personality.  I like people who know what they want and take it.  I like parties and dinners, but you'll never find me at a bar or in a store.  I'm most at home on a cold winter night, in front of a crackling fire, performing the timeless art of seduction.  Take a look at my pics to see what I'm made of...

That's right, I'm a Russian Imperial Stout, brewed with over 5 lbs of grain per gallon, plus organic cocoa and brown sugar, and aged on more cocoa, toasted oak chips and vanilla beans for 6 months.  Really I've only just been born, but I'll be all growed up by July, and wearing a fancy new bottle.  Are you a bold, fearless lover?  Are you ready for commitment?  Are you the right one?  Try me and find out....